In His Own Words
About him
I can't lie. I have a soap allergy and this applies especially to washing up soap. Basically I cannot come into contact with any kind of soap or detergent. If you use soap or detergent I cannot come into contact with you. I'm allergic to dirty dishes too which means I can only eat from paper plates. Do you like paper plates? Cool :) I make all sorts of shapes from my used paper plates. Are you creative too? Cool. We sound like a match :)
I love dancing but I have one leg much shorter than the other and unfortunately it's the leg I dance with. This means I look distressed on the dancefloor. Some people say it looks cool. Some people say unkind things. Swings and roundabouts I guess.
I do NOT like swings and roundabouts!!
All my pictures are recent except I'm smaller and fatter and I'm bald where my hair used to be. I also lost an eye and a tooth in a fight with a man over a battered sausage.
I like cars, football, and fishing. Do you?
About his ideal match
Must be able to operate multiple air fryers.
Must be attractive or very attractive, or incredibly attractive.
Must be solvent, very solvent, or incredibly solvent.
What His Friends Say
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About him
Country of origin: |
United Kingdom | |
Location: |
Sheffield, Yorkshire - South, England | |
Gender: |
Male | |
Age: |
56 | |
Star sign: |
Aquarius | |
Height: |
5' 9" (175cm) | |
Body type: |
Average | |
Looks: |
Average | |
Hair colour: |
Grey | |
Eye colour: |
Brown | |
Relationship Status: |
Single | |
Looking for: |
A long-term relationship | |
Have children: |
No | |
Want children: |
No | |
Daily diet: |
Eat most things | |
Smoking: |
Never | |
Drinking: |
Occasionally | |
Education: |
Postgraduate | |
Occupation: |
Retired | |
Income: |
Comfortable | |
Ethnicity: |
White/Caucasian | |
Home language: |
English | |
Other languages: |
None | |
Religion: |
Agnostic |
About his ideal match
Country of origin: |
Anywhere in the World | ||
Location: |
Anywhere in the World | ||
Gender: |
Female | ||
Age range: |
33 - 50 | ||
Star sign: |
Any | ||
Height: |
Any | ||
Body type: |
Any | ||
Looks: |
Any | ||
Hair colour: |
Blonde; Dark Blonde; Light Brown; Dark Brown; Auburn; Red; Changes Often; Greying; Grey; White; Other | ||
Eye colour: |
Blue; Blue-Green; Brown; Green; Grey; Hazel | ||
Has a photo: |
Moderately important | ||
Relationship Status: |
Single; Separated; Divorced; Widowed | ||
Have children: |
Any | ||
Want children: |
No | ||
Daily diet: |
Any | ||
Smoking: |
Any | ||
Drinking: |
Any | ||
Education: |
Any | ||
Occupation: |
Any | ||
Income: |
Any | ||
Ethnicity: |
Any | ||
Home language: |
Any | ||
Other languages: |
Any | ||
Religion: |
Agnostic; Atheist; Christian / Catholic; Christian / Protestant; Christian / Other; Jewish; Spiritual, but not religious; Christian / Orthodox |
- Not important at all
- Slightly important
- Moderately important
- Decidedly important
- Non-negotiable
More about him
Sense of humour: |
Light-hearted |
Intelligence: |
Intellectually Challenged |
Ruled by: |
The heart |
Personality traits: |
Confident; Funny; Loving; Optimistic; Stable |
Valued qualities: |
Chemistry; Honesty; Kindness |
Fashion sense: |
Casual (I'm usually in my favourite jeans) |
Favourite clothing: |
Some sensual satin lingerie |
Hair style: |
Short |
Eyesight: |
I wear glasses only when reading |
Facial hair: |
None |
Date activities: |
Dinner at a restaurant; Meeting for coffee; Meeting for drinks; Visiting a gallery; Going to a museum |
Music preferences: |
Alternative; Blues; Broadway / Theatrical; Classical; Jazz; Opera; Pop / Top 40; Punk; Rock; World |
Reading: |
I read books regularly; I read newspapers regularly |
Books: |
(Auto)biographies; History; Non-fiction; Science / Technology; Travel |
TV habits: |
I tend to watch news |
TV programmes: |
Documentaries; Educational; Movie Channels; Nature/Wildlife; News; Sport |
Movie frequency: |
Once or twice a month |
Movie preferences: |
Action; Art Films; Black & White / Silent; Comedy; Cult Classics; Documentary; Drama; Independent; Mystery; Sci-Fi; War |
Interests: |
Gardening; Internet; Investing; Music; Politics; Reading; Singing; The arts |
Sport involvement: |
An active participant |
Cooking: |
I quite like cooking |
Food: |
Asian Fusion; Chinese; Fast food; Indian; Italian; Pub Grub; Seafood; Thai; Vietnamese |
Go Out to Eat: |
I eat out a few times a month |
Dietary Restrictions: |
I have none |
Pace of Life: |
Organised |
Time at work: |
I'm retired |
Pastimes of choice: |
Pursuing a hobby |
Time online: |
I'm on for an hour or two a day |
Family size: |
I've got a sister |
Family contact: |
I see them as often as possible |
Relationship Type: |
I'm just plain single |
Willing to Relocate: |
I'd consider it |
Animals: |
I like animals |
Pets (Have): |
Dog(s) |
Pets (Like): |
Bird(s); Cat(s); Exotic pet(s); Fish; Other; Horse(s) |
Pets (Dislike): |
Reptile(s); Rodent(s) |
Politics: |
Right of centre |
Feelings about using Say Ditto: |
Hopeful |
Honesty: |
Extremely |