In His Own Words
About him
I have a soap allergy and this applies to washing up soap too. Basically I cannot come into contact with any kind of soap or detergent. If you use soap or detergent I cannot come into contact with you. I'm allergic to dirty dishes too which combined with my soap allergy means I can only eat off paper plates. Do you like paper plates? Cool :)
I have one leg much shorter than the other and unfortunately it's the leg I dance with. This means I bob up and down when I dance. Some people say I look cool. Some people say other things. Swings and roundabouts I guess.
I do not like swings and roundabouts!
All my pictures are recent except I've put on a few extra pounds and have a bald patch where my hair used to be. I also lost an eye and a tooth in a fight over a sausage.
I like cars, football, and fishing, but I don't drive or fish. I like taking the bus to watch people fish.
About his ideal match
Must be able to operate multiple air fryers. Must be attractive or very attractive and younger than me. Must be solvent, very solvent, or incredibly solvent. Must like watching people fish.
What His Friends Say
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About him
Country of origin: |
United Kingdom | |
Location: |
Sheffield, Yorkshire - South, England | |
Gender: |
Male | |
Age: |
55 | |
Star sign: |
Aquarius | |
Height: |
5' 9" (175cm) | |
Body type: |
Large | |
Looks: |
Below Average | |
Hair colour: |
Grey | |
Eye colour: |
Brown | |
Relationship Status: |
It's Complicated | |
Looking for: |
A short-term relationship; A long-term relationship; Marriage; Something casual | |
Have children: |
No | |
Want children: |
Yes | |
Daily diet: |
Eat most things | |
Smoking: |
Constantly | |
Drinking: |
Most days | |
Education: |
Secondary | |
Occupation: |
Home maker | |
Income: |
Struggling | |
Ethnicity: |
White/Caucasian | |
Home language: |
English | |
Other languages: |
None | |
Religion: |
Agnostic |
About his ideal match
Country of origin: |
Anywhere in the World | ||
Location: |
Anywhere in the World | ||
Gender: |
Female | ||
Age range: |
45 - 70 | ||
Star sign: |
Any | ||
Height: |
Any | ||
Body type: |
Any | ||
Looks: |
Any | ||
Hair colour: |
Blonde; Dark Blonde; Light Brown; Dark Brown; Auburn; Red; Changes Often; Greying; Grey; White; Other | ||
Eye colour: |
Blue; Blue-Green; Brown; Green; Grey; Hazel | ||
Has a photo: |
Moderately important | ||
Relationship Status: |
Single; Separated; Divorced; Widowed | ||
Have children: |
Any | ||
Want children: |
No | ||
Daily diet: |
Any | ||
Smoking: |
Any | ||
Drinking: |
Any | ||
Education: |
Any | ||
Occupation: |
Any | ||
Income: |
Any | ||
Ethnicity: |
Any | ||
Home language: |
Any | ||
Other languages: |
Any | ||
Religion: |
Agnostic; Atheist; Christian / Catholic; Christian / Protestant; Christian / Other; Jewish; Spiritual, but not religious; Christian / Orthodox |
- Not important at all
- Slightly important
- Moderately important
- Decidedly important
- Non-negotiable
More about him
Sense of humour: |
Light-hearted |
Intelligence: |
Intellectually Challenged |
Ruled by: |
The heart |
Personality traits: |
Confident; Funny; Loving; Optimistic; Stable |
Valued qualities: |
Chemistry; Honesty; Kindness |
Fashion sense: |
Casual (I'm usually in my favourite jeans) |
Favourite clothing: |
Some sensual satin lingerie |
Hair style: |
Short |
Eyesight: |
I wear glasses only when reading |
Facial hair: |
None |
Date activities: |
Dinner at a restaurant; Meeting for coffee; Meeting for drinks; Visiting a gallery; Going to a museum |
Music preferences: |
Alternative; Blues; Broadway / Theatrical; Classical; Jazz; Opera; Pop / Top 40; Punk; Rock; World |
Reading: |
I read books regularly; I read newspapers regularly |
Books: |
(Auto)biographies; History; Non-fiction; Science / Technology; Travel |
TV habits: |
I tend to watch news |
TV programmes: |
Documentaries; Educational; Movie Channels; Nature/Wildlife; News; Sport |
Movie frequency: |
Once or twice a month |
Movie preferences: |
Action; Art Films; Black & White / Silent; Comedy; Cult Classics; Documentary; Drama; Independent; Mystery; Sci-Fi; War |
Interests: |
Gardening; Internet; Investing; Music; Politics; Reading; Singing; The arts |
Sport involvement: |
An active participant |
Cooking: |
I quite like cooking |
Food: |
Asian Fusion; Chinese; Fast food; Indian; Italian; Pub Grub; Seafood; Thai; Vietnamese |
Go Out to Eat: |
I eat out a few times a month |
Dietary Restrictions: |
I have none |
Pace of Life: |
Organised |
Time at work: |
I'm retired |
Pastimes of choice: |
Pursuing a hobby |
Time online: |
I'm on for an hour or two a day |
Family size: |
I've got a sister |
Family contact: |
I see them as often as possible |
Relationship Type: |
I'm just plain single |
Willing to Relocate: |
I'd consider it |
Animals: |
I like animals |
Pets (Have): |
Dog(s) |
Pets (Like): |
Bird(s); Cat(s); Exotic pet(s); Fish; Other; Horse(s) |
Pets (Dislike): |
Reptile(s); Rodent(s) |
Politics: |
Right of centre |
Feelings about using Say Ditto: |
Hopeful |
Honesty: |
Extremely |




