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AwkwardTurtle

45 – Barnet, London, England

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AwkwardTurtle

45 – Barnet, London, England

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In Her Own Words

About her

Great conversationalist, avid reader enjoying celebrating this year as the National Year of Reading*, decent sense of humour, lover of puzzles. Not a big fan of putting all this info online for all and sundry to read but apparently that's what you have to do the days.
Currently have a 60+ day streak on Wordle and Connections etc and 300+ for the LinkedIn games.
I listen to Radio 4 for the 6:30 comedy slot. Currently really enjoying High Potential although I'm a few episodes behind so no spoilers please. I seem to be one of the few people in the country not watching Traitors. I can't get on board with the premise that we're lauding deception...

I live in London but I don't think I take advantage of all that London has to offer so maybe that's a good reason to go on dates and do the things and see the sights.

One of the suggestions for these things is describe your ideal Sunday. I don't know about ideal but last Sunday was a pretty good day: after church (and teas and coffees), I went and picked up my niece. We went for coffee with the intention of reading for a bit in the café but ended up chatting and laughing too much to read. Then we went shopping to buy the ingredients for our masterpiece that we created when we got home: an unbelievable charcuterie board as a surprise for my little sister's birthday (see photo). We were very proud of ourselves. Had the family round to enjoy said cheesy delights, then sadly had to get back to lesson prep for school the next day but it was a great day overall.

*Reading, the literal activity (admin removed the link to the Tom Scott video about "two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff") not Reading, the town that's equidistant from Slough as London.**

** It turns out I'm also a fan of footnotes and parentheses. And I used em dashes before AI did.

About her ideal match

I'm hoping to find someone who makes me think and who makes me laugh, someone who complements me and compliments me (and knows the difference), someone who gives good hugs and has similar values to me. That's pretty traditional values so I'm kinda hoping you'll approach me first and be prepared to do things like open doors that used to be fairly standard gentlemanly behaviour but doesn't seem so common anymore.

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About her

Country of origin:
Ask me later
Location:
Barnet, London, England
Gender:
Female
Age:
45
Star sign:
Scorpio
Height:
5' 6" (168cm)
Body type:
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Looks:
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Hair colour:
Light Brown
Eye colour:
Blue-Green
Relationship Status:
Single
Looking for:
Let's see what happens; A short-term relationship; A long-term relationship; Marriage
Have children:
No
Want children:
Ask me later
Daily diet:
Eat most things
Smoking:
Never
Drinking:
Occasionally
Education:
University
Occupation:
Ask me later
Income:
Ask me later
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home language:
English
Other languages:
Ask me later
Religion:
Christian / Catholic

About her ideal match

Country of origin:
Anywhere in the World
Location:
Within 60 miles of postcode district NW11 (London)
Gender:
Male
Age range:
40 - 50
Star sign:
Any
Height:
5' 6" (167cm) - 6' 11" (210cm) or taller
Body type:
Average; Athletic; A few extra pounds; Stocky
Looks:
Any
Hair colour:
Any
Eye colour:
Any
Has a photo:
Decidedly important
Relationship Status:
Single; Widowed
Have children:
No
Want children:
Any
Daily diet:
Eat most things; Eat healthily
Smoking:
Never
Drinking:
Occasionally
Education:
University / College student; Further education; University; Postgraduate
Occupation:
Any
Income:
Enough; Comfortable; Wealthy
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home language:
English
Other languages:
Any
Religion:
Christian / Catholic; Christian / Protestant; Christian / Other; Christian / Orthodox
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

More about her

Personality
Sense of humour:
Dry
Intelligence:
Intelligent
Personality traits:
Confident; Faithful; Funny; Generous; Independent; Intelligent; Loving; Loyal
More physical characteristics
Disabilities:
I struggle with mobility
Body art:
Pierced ears
Leisure & entertainment
Date activities:
A picnic in a park; Dinner at a restaurant; Going to the theatre; Meeting for coffee; Meeting for drinks; Visiting a gallery; Going to a museum
Reading:
I read books regularly
Books:
Fantasy; Fiction; History; Mystery; Religious; Romance; Sci-Fi; Science / Technology
Interests:
Board games; Card games; Computer programming; Photography; Reading; The arts; Voluntary work
Sports:
Backgammon; Swimming
Food
Go Out to Eat:
I eat out a few times a month
Dietary Restrictions:
I have none
More lifestyle
Family size:
I've got brothers and sisters
Family contact:
I see them when I can
Relationship Type:
I'm just plain single
Willing to Relocate:
I'd consider it
Likes & dislikes
Turn-ons:
Assertiveness; Intelligence; Skinny dipping
Turn-offs:
Tattoo(s)
The deep stuff
Work aspirations:
I already have my ideal job
Religious attendance:
Once a week
Dream home:
Eco home in the countryside
Feelings about using Say Ditto:
Nervous; Hopeful; Curious
Honesty:
Very